Oh my gosh! It wasn't me. It was a RUN BY ELFING! Shocking. Who would do such a thing? Who would have time to do such a thing!? REVEAL YOURSELF, ELFER!
Michael, Vanessa, Jed (7), Zoe (5), Zane (3), and Baby Van -- our little family. We live in a cozy little home tucked beneath the trees along the Ohio riverbank.